Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.
"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨
by Thanos Dabbing April 30, 2019
Get the Captain Fuschettimug. masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)
by LaxG March 17, 2004
Get the slapping the captainmug. (V) To captain price you hang or strap rope to a persons neck and throw them through a ceiling window
by SUPERsnucker March 15, 2019
Get the Captain Pricemug. A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.
by Azvee January 6, 2012
Get the Captain Haddockmug. One who posts extremely large images on a forum, often distorting the width of the forums border and taking forever to download.
by =SubLib= June 11, 2006
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