candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.

I gave that bitch a candy cane.

by stoner 511 February 13, 2010

Candy Ass

The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'

The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this

by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV November 7, 2017

yard candy

Items such as yard decor, flowers or furniture that add color to an outdoor landscape.

Who planted the red flower bulbs; nice yard candy!

by R.A. Finn September 8, 2006

candy flush

The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.

Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!

by WSoP class of 2014 October 22, 2013

Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.

Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.

by Locdonan October 25, 2011

Tag Candy

Tag Candy refers to Guilds in online games that do absolutely nothing, but have a sweet name.

iCow: Welcome to our guild. Notice its not Tag Candy. You either participate or get kicked.

by Blinkster99 August 13, 2010

candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.

John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.

by ha haaa December 8, 2014