Purple Crayon uniform

Black dudes club gear highlighted by a dress shirt with tennis shoes.

Javon was rocking his {Purple Crayon uniform}: 7 Diamonds shirt, Trues, and Pumas.

by barrysantoro May 15, 2011

Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.

god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!

by swan19 March 1, 2010

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

Doo Doo Crayon

When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.

I got the Doo Doo Crayon again no matter how many times I wipe I still get the skidmark.

by Skimbo Jackson September 20, 2011

Useless white crayon

A racist
White person

You blacks are stupid said the racist, SHUT THE FUCK UP U USELESS WHITE CRAYON.

by Raggedy hoes February 11, 2021

break your crayons

assertivness in the form of zero tolerance for disrespect, and taking no bullshit; yet being respectful of others. Who needs to bitch people out when you can tell them the truth. Truth breaks people just as easily as it is to accidentally break a crayon.

"I'm about to break his crayons if he doesnt man up."

Jane "break your crayons" Doe

by giraffesarecooolerthanyou June 6, 2012

go hard in the crayons

Similar to going hard in the paint, going hard in the crayons is going just a little bit harder, as if to say one has been going hard since they used Crayolas in Preschool.

"Man I went way too hard today. I'm way past paint, I go hard in the crayons now"

by acarnz April 27, 2012