Deli counter

The sexual fetish of throwing sliced lunch meats at a willing recipient of interest in a hope to stick a slice upon the body. Sparking extreme climax.

I walked in on Pete deli countering his granddaughter.

by That foo July 30, 2013

counter-strike

Call of Duty: Source

dam bich i pwn u in counter-strike

by picklestein June 21, 2016

counter-whacking

Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.

After getting totally drunk one night, David explained the concept of counter-whacking.

by CaptainEntendre August 2, 2006

Counter-Strike Source

The newest Counter-Strike version that came with Half-Life 2.

Improved graphics, and physics.

Dude, wanna play some CS?
Nah, im stickin' it to CSS.

by n00b May 13, 2005

counterpertuitive

An action that is intuitive, but counterproductive to the aims or well-being of the subject.

Eric, it's highly counterpertuitive to go running around in the snow when you're intoxicated.

by Flava_Rave July 16, 2008

countercuse

To accuse someone of something after they accuse you of something. To offer up a courter accusation.

Bill "dude you wore that shirt two days ago, and it sucks!"
Jeb "Yo Dude, you keep track of my clothing and have an 'eye for fashion'"
Jerry "woah Bill just got countercused "

by Tep-dawg October 2, 2007

Counter-Hump

When one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.

First Dude- "SURPRISE! I'm so humping you right now!"

Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"

First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"

by Love Syrup June 6, 2009