Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

dashboard confessional

Acoustic Emo band.

Living In Your Letters

by Alex February 13, 2004

In conclusion

the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day.

"In conclusion, the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day is "in conclusion"."

by the ace-o-spades February 27, 2010

concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.

Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.

by ArchDevil July 26, 2004

Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"

"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"

by Seven87 January 16, 2006

Confession Pit

A hole that one digs in the snow, in order to sit down in it and confess one's deepest secrets. A practice that is common in eastern parts of Norway.

John just dug a confession pit. He told me he likes fat chicks.

Mike just dug a confession pit and told me that he regularly preforms intercontinential necrobeastiality.

by John Bucake December 7, 2011

confessional

A type of one on one, consisting of a close-up shot of cast members talking directly to camera. Confessionals are used to provide narration, exposition, and commentary on ongoing action within the show. They present cast members in isolation, providing a sense of intimacy in which emotions may be close to the surface.

She was smiling in his face, but was talking smack about him in the confessional.

by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019