Smarter Child

me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
by klsdjf;lk June 30, 2008
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childs play

1: a task that is said to be easy, can be done by a child.
2: a horror film released in 1988 about a doll named Chucky who was possessed by a serial killer, and wreaks havoc on a unsuspecting boy and his family.
1: damn that math test was childs play, I got an easy A+.
2: Dude, nooooo I don't wanna see childs play!
by glitchkid February 1, 2016
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the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose
Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?
by Gay or european? August 30, 2017
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childe main

A childe main is an interesting creature. They usually request to join your world and then ask if you need help or want to make out. If you decline, then they will usually say "alright then girlie, see ya." And if you happen to accept, they will show off by solo-ing 4 bosses in a row. Their language consists off, "girlie", "bbg", and many other flirty words and gestures. There is no known way to avoid Childe mains, as they are sneaky and tricky.
"A childe main requested to join my world earlier. They asked me if I was single."
by d0kid0ki4ever March 23, 2022
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Only child

The lonely bitch out here
Are you an only child?
Yes!
You must be lonely as hell
by Frostykid April 10, 2020
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The Golden Child

Name widely used across the internet fandom for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's future child. Also known as "TGC."
Robsten Fan 1: OMG The Golden Child is totally gonna be a boy, I just know it.

Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!
by bananas00101 April 20, 2012
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consume the child

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child
by a consumed child October 24, 2020
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