Carmen

A person who would suck their superiors dick if they asked nicely enough. Her morals are to make other people happy, and happy they are. She’s the kind of person to support a necrophile because they get happy without assaulting a living person. In other words, a people pleaser.

My best friend is a carmen :(

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023

Pictures with Carmen

Pictures taken with a woman, that is at LEAST 3 points above your cosmetic point scale rating (1-10), next to your bed immediately before or following intercourse.

That chick was way too hot for you! If you hit it I want pictures with Carmen.

by ender2664 August 13, 2023

carmen

An amazing person who is super caring, they always look out for their friends and family! They like anime and games and hanging out with their friends. They are also NOT short. That is a common misconception, they are average height. This person usually loves puns and corny pickup lines too. They also own an absurd amount of stuffed animals. Overall they are smart, sweet, and a good person. But they can be pessimistic and down on themself, so be sure to check on them!

Carmen is the coolest person ever.

I know right, they're the best!

by kar64 November 22, 2021

Marie-Carmen

The only Marie-Carmen I have met, I invited her to a party for Fashion week in Paris. It was short and crappy but she was the sweetest girl of the night I'm sure.

When would I see you next time Marie-Carmen?

by CUKnown November 21, 2021

carmen

the love of your life

dan:whats your name

carmen:im carmen
dan:omg you’re the love of my life!

by ewewewewewewewewewewewwwe November 21, 2021

carmen cap

one of the best people you will ever meet she is so sweet and will always be on your mind. but be careful she might require some diligence but if you put in the work she will become one of the best parts of your life

i hope carmen cap is reading this 🥺

by bosskiller 101 June 7, 2020

Carmen

An addiction. Carmen is just as beautiful as she is addictive. Anything can be your personal carmen, it can be a girl, drugs or alcohol. She will gradually become your life, sidetracking everything else. You can’t resist her, she will devour you than move to her new victim.

-what are you doing this evening?
-hanging out with carmen.
-oh dude you should stop it’s not healthy to you!
-can’t stop.

by YouKnowFun August 30, 2020