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candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.
by stoner 511 February 13, 2010
mugGet the candy canemug.

Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.
Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.
by Locdonan October 25, 2011
mugGet the Cradle Candymug.

Candy Ass

The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'
The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV November 7, 2017
mugGet the Candy Assmug.

Tag Candy

Tag Candy refers to Guilds in online games that do absolutely nothing, but have a sweet name.
iCow: Welcome to our guild. Notice its not Tag Candy. You either participate or get kicked.
by Blinkster99 August 13, 2010
mugGet the Tag Candymug.

candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.
John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
by ha haaa December 8, 2014
mugGet the candy crackmug.

Candy (the name)

One of the best people on earth. Her real name is probably somthing like candince but dosnt like telling it to people, so she goes by Candy. She's as sweet as sugar but is a badass and had that extra helping of anxiety that makes her seem sorta unaprochable, but shes really great once you get to know her.
Im so glad I have a Candy (the name) in my life!!
by Bannaphone July 12, 2020
mugGet the Candy (the name)mug.

Mind Candy

Provides mental stimulation through visual and/or audible sensations. Which, when combined with other stimuli, such as at a music concert, can invoke feelings of euphoria and energy that otherwise are only reachable through mind altering chemicals.
Chris Houser (guitarist for The Werks) is such mind candy! I can watch him all night!
by topnomi April 16, 2015
mugGet the Mind Candymug.

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