California 

Place where everyone stinks, as does the entire state.

California stinks.

California by Daner May 4, 2004

California 

A state full of dirty,immoral communists.

California is a state full of dirty,immoral communnists and it makes me sick.

California by I shit on California October 21, 2004

California 

A state in the USA. It's at the edge of the west. The California Gold Rush happened there.

Joanne and her husband decided to migrate to California because the weather was perfect. (true fact!!!)

California by Lola Luftnagle May 16, 2011

California 

A state that everyone loves. But obviously not everyone because I hate it.

I live here, and it has everything I don't want.

The beach, sunshine, dead trees, no greenery.

It's on the West Coast, but so is Washington, and that place is beautiful.

The only good thing about this place is Disneyland and In n Out.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: California

Person 1: Sucks for you.

California by Korgi November 25, 2010

california 

The only reason California gets so much attention is because so many people live there. If it didn't have 50 billion people, then there wouldn't be all these shitty definitions. The only reason that this will get lots of thumbs-down is because of all those apologistsIt sucks. No seasons. Ghetto. Sunshine, but never snow (never mind that you can go into the mountains). Polluted coast line. Gay people everywhere.

California men (all are gay):

If your favorite sports team won a title, then they rub their cocks all over each other.

California chicks (sexy, but lesbian):

Actually, it's typical for those hot, yet faggish, chicks to rub their tits and vaginas on each other, even if something bad happens.

california by Dodgersrule May 15, 2007

california 

Home of the green fanatics that think economics does not matter. California is now bankrupt with most of it's business population finding homes in Nevada or the north eastern states.

Lets hire Arnold to run our state because he was a movie star, then lets take care of the environment, fuck the people's jobs, charge taxes like crazy and spend more than we have. Oops, we just bankrupt California!

california by Realism August 10, 2009

California 

Where bitchass faggots live who like to touch women without consent.

Wanna go to California and film a prank video with Fouseytube

California by NotFromCali September 20, 2018