A state that everyone loves. But obviously not everyone because I hate it.

I live here, and it has everything I don't want.

The beach, sunshine, dead trees, no greenery.

It's on the West Coast, but so is Washington, and that place is beautiful.

The only good thing about this place is Disneyland and In n Out.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: California

Person 1: Sucks for you.

by Korgi November 25, 2010

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The only reason California gets so much attention is because so many people live there. If it didn't have 50 billion people, then there wouldn't be all these shitty definitions. The only reason that this will get lots of thumbs-down is because of all those apologistsIt sucks. No seasons. Ghetto. Sunshine, but never snow (never mind that you can go into the mountains). Polluted coast line. Gay people everywhere.

California men (all are gay):

If your favorite sports team won a title, then they rub their cocks all over each other.

California chicks (sexy, but lesbian):

Actually, it's typical for those hot, yet faggish, chicks to rub their tits and vaginas on each other, even if something bad happens.

by Dodgersrule May 15, 2007

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Home of the green fanatics that think economics does not matter. California is now bankrupt with most of it's business population finding homes in Nevada or the north eastern states.

Lets hire Arnold to run our state because he was a movie star, then lets take care of the environment, fuck the people's jobs, charge taxes like crazy and spend more than we have. Oops, we just bankrupt California!

by Realism August 10, 2009

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