bulgarian tablecloth

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025

bulgarian sack meat

When Bulgarians throw various meat into a burlap sack and then proceed to roast it.

Dave: "What do you want in your mouth?"

Kim: "Bulgarian sack meat. of course."

by Xx_WordVixen_xX May 1, 2018

Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.

Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

Bulgarian Backhand

Masturbating from behind, through one's right or left leg with the hand facing palm upwards

I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up

by JoweyDoorsunHasCrabs May 14, 2018

Bulgarian drill

The act of putting a drill with a large drill bit. Most people usually put glue onto the drill bit and let it dry. This makes the anus rip to shreds for torture.

"My co-worker totally ripped his anus with the Bulgarian Drill"

by xXD@rkscope$Xx April 19, 2014

Bulgarian helicopter

Sexual position that involves the male inserting into an ass-up female and then spinning on his Johnson like a spoke, appearing as a helicopter

I just Bulgarian helicoptered Ben's mom

by CHEESEYCHUCK March 12, 2025

Bulgarian Dungeon

Shit aint nothin to me man. Cheese and Sausages and 20p n whatnot

wow bro that bulgarian dungeon was totally Weak sauce. Bossman aint even allat

by Slag Mc Hoedown August 27, 2025