steamed my broccoli

When you blow air on a dick.

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.

by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.

"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."

by Grandparenting May 20, 2024

broccoli face

a person that is being very annoying and ridiculous and you want to kill them

whenever you want to kill someone, call them a broccoli face
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience

by UncleMonty_01 February 25, 2023

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Broccoli

Can’t leave the table until you finish it, goal becomes clear……broccoli must die

“The war between the anal probes and broccoli was a vicious one”

by Curtain eater June 19, 2021

Broccoli

A super cool dude whom is like your bro aka mike

Damn that dude is my broccoli

by Gullible is Grace June 17, 2019

Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

by penisshakes October 9, 2024