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He is tall and handsome, some people have crush on him
Smiles alot, even when he says "No"
Loves football
Stands out even when he tries to blend in
Brendan loves football and dreams of playing it one day, saying he's good at dribbling.
He keeps smiling and laughing even when he means it
Brendan by Youstanz June 9, 2023
sexy hot ching chong bing bong. most fuckable asian out there. brendan is straight but all the boy and girls want him
grimace: heyyy, GIVE ME THE D

brendan: i can shake your world grimace

brendan: but im not gay

Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad
the zestiest man you will ever meet
did you see brendan’s walk at ricky’s party, brendan’s zesty
Brendan by zestyzestcunts September 28, 2023
little blonde gay fucking twink, he's so gay oml it's so bad. he likes metal its bad, women love him though they stare at him like how a toddler stares at a person with down syndrome, if you have a Brendan in your life, kill him and then yourself he's gay so he goes to hell its ok.
A: is that brendan?
B: yea it is
A: we need to kill ourselfs
Brendan by BigStinkStinky November 14, 2023
brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend
guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy
Brendan by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024
Brendan's a jerk, he's an idiot jerk. He's a jerk idiot, he's and idot jerk. He's a jerk, he's a jerk, he's a jerk.
Brendan by DonutjockeyJEFF69 January 21, 2024