Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Breakfast in Cuba

A mixed drink consisting of malibu rum, pineapple juice, and an umbrella

"Ya I'll have a breakfast in Cuba"

by Boonester December 4, 2016

breakfast chips

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.

After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.

by liveMike August 11, 2017

Bratfished

Similar to being catfished or fatfished, bratfished means the person you went on a date with was not immediately up front with the fact that they have children.

Jake: Hey, how'd your date with that hottie go?

Allen: It was great but it turns out she has two kids.

Jake: She didn't tell you that up front?

Allen: No

Jake: Bro, you were bratfished.

by Neologist_ March 19, 2020

Singing Breakfast

Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.

I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

by bang blake December 30, 2008

Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.

Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.

by NavelBoy August 31, 2014