Boring

Me starting to write real defenitions for real words.

“Im boring” (really i am)

by Darkness666 November 22, 2020

Un-boring

Ikea
see boring

The Ikea store, with its stupid funiture and lamps was very Un-Boring

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

Borking

That thing where you go to puke and stop yourself

'The doc keeps looking at my messed up leg and borking'

by CockRocket July 17, 2009

Bonging

to describe Hot Girls. Use instead of 'Banging'

"That Bird is proper Bonging"

"Bo ben bosh, bow beny birds ba bonged bat Buni?"

Translation- So then Josh, how many birds ya banged at uni?

by Jayem333 January 18, 2011

Boringasmic

A word to describe a situation that is completely and utterly boring.

Lisa: "Ughhh, this is so boringasmic that I've listened to almost every song on my iPod!!!"

by Cormany10 February 23, 2008

Boringator

Someone who is a boring bastard!

Concoction of the word came from the film 'The Terminator'... Terminate + or = You see where I'm going...

So when one of these guys crop up run for the hills cause all he is about is Boringatoring yo' ass up!!

"Hey John wanna grab the strap on and come sit in the hot tub wit me"

"No, Sally, I just don't think I'm ready for that stage of commitment"

^John is being a ... BORINGATOR!!!

by EMUSPAZ August 18, 2011