boobs

God's greatest gift

Man: Oh thank God for boobs.

by notan00b7778 July 2, 2009

boobs

What most girls call their breasts.

And of course he was staring at my boobs!

Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today.

I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not.

Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs..

I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.

by Hobyx January 9, 2007

boob it

When entering a musical venue that doesn't allow cameras, you stuff the camera into your bra. If you go through a metal detector you say its the wire in your bra. Also its too personal for anyone to search there.

For men there is also crotch it.

Person 1: Damn, no cameras, what should I do?
Person 2: I'll just boob it, no worries.

by Jackieeeeeee November 16, 2007

boobs

Instant and pure win.

Those boobs are pure win.

by doomsong123 February 5, 2007

boobs

The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

by tittylover February 15, 2006

boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

Boob

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

by Ryntai April 21, 2006