Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Bongo Boi

A person that steals kidnaps people. After doing that, he keeps them inside his basement forcing them to write stories. He is the person that has the least to offer in a group while also being corrupt. He gets pretty bad scores in everything
OMG! THAT GUY IS SUCH A BONGO BOI! HE KIDNAPPED A WIZARD AND FORCED HIM TO WRITE A 500 PAGE STORY!
by Bongo Boi's servant April 06, 2020
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ethno bongo

person that lends themselves to a purist state of presumed well being by showing affection towards nature, organic food, biological awareness, and freedom of speech
Hey dude, check out that chick, she is all ethno bongo like, check at that veggie burger she's eating with her goats milk organically produced latte!
by AmabokoT5 March 10, 2011
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Bongo juice

Mouth rinse in the context as an alcoholic beverage.
Hey let's go score some of that bongo juice.
by Veganclown December 30, 2017
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Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.
I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!
by JQuavious January 19, 2024
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Listen to the bongo

Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.

Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.

Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.
Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."
by MMink April 23, 2024
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Congo Bongo

A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.
Bro look at my roommate Dee, him and his receding hairline, hes a complete Congo Bongo
by CanadianUnislangscholar January 09, 2025
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