Literally the dogs testicles. In British slang, bollocks, means "testicles", however, when it is applied in this context its usual and derivative meaning is "the best", or "the greatest", or "superb"
interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"
interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"
usually is applied in a similar fashion to: "That jacket is the dogs bollocks as far as I'm concerned"
or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?
A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"
or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?
A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"
by legs akimbo April 11, 2007
Get the dogs bollocksmug. by Fluffysplums March 30, 2009
Get the Twat Bollocks. mug. the appearance of the testicles after anal sex when any 'bum gravy' (a bit like fanny batter but brown in colour and from the anus) residue has been allowed to dry, thus making it look like you have just dipped your sweaty bollocks in the Bisto.
Eee and Col were having a threesome again and lucky Col got the chance to 'smash her backdoors in'. After some frantic thrusting he eventually finished and withdrew only to find his privates covered in bum gravy. Too tired to wipe his knob he fell asleep and allowed the bum gravy to dry. When he and Eee eventually woke up Eee remarked 'love the look of the Bisto bollocks mate'.
by the testicle team August 4, 2012
Get the bisto bollocksmug. by J61 October 15, 2007
Get the Donkey Bollocksmug. by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009
Get the shitty bollocksmug. Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the bollock eyesmug. Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face
by Bumhole winnit December 4, 2016
Get the bollock rooneymug.