Blown off course

To recieve oral in a secluded part of a golf course.

(Or mountain bike trail, ski slope, ship, etc)

- Dude, where's Mike? I haven't seen him since the 16th hole.
- Oh, he's being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.

or

- Captain! I've been blown off course!
- Sweet! Did she swallow?

by pseudonymph2009 September 29, 2009

blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.

The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream

A vagina covered in sperm.

Wow your vagina looks like a Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream after we had sex.

by chimchanga May 24, 2011

Full Blown Dummy

A male or female that lacks intelligence and is used primarily in sexual acts. The individual has the equivalent intelligence and use of a blow up doll.

That girl was a full blown dummy.

by Wrensch October 16, 2012

blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020

Blown Ballsac Syndrome

A very painful disorder, blown Ballsac syndrome is whenever you nut so hard your balls imploded on themselves quiet literally

MY SYNDROME IS BLOWN BALLSAC SYNDROME GOD FUCKING HELP ME

by Blownbell66 March 28, 2022