On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025
FWTB
A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.
A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.
Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:
A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and
B) Requires Zero work what so ever.
And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.
A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.
Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:
A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and
B) Requires Zero work what so ever.
And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
Dogwhistle for "eat the rich".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
by bissynessman January 18, 2024
by Λεοναρδ February 11, 2024
Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J January 03, 2016
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by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019