blaining

the act of ignoring someone who has a crush on you in hopes that they will no longer have a crush on you.

Maggie has been blaining John for the last month because he has a crush on her.

by wont say February 12, 2008

blaining

to blaine means to go off at a tangent and start talking bs, to lose control over your own flow of ideas, to type just because each key stroke is free.

There he goes, blaining again.

by Phopemobilii February 26, 2015

Blinking Couch

A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch

Dude I just lost while doing the blinking couch with your mom

by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Gucci Blocking

When a person is preventing you from getting you swag or gucci on. This can be considered a cock block.

John won't leave Eric alone while Eric is trying to talk to girls so Eric tells John, "dude, you are really gucci blocking me".

by guccimaneDD April 7, 2010

Bro Blocking

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).

Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.

by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010