Justin Bieber Fan

Usually overweight teenage girls who have never had a boyfriend, or any male attention for that matter, who finger themselves at night while listening to "Lonely Girl" imagining what it would be like to rub vaginas with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Fans=Pre Pubescent Grenades and Gay Little Boys.

by OG187Killa October 27, 2010

Bieber Banging

"Bieber Banging" is when a man buys tickets to a Justin Bieber concert to meet young girls. Since those girls can't have Justin Bieber, most likely because he hasn't hit puberty yet, they end up settling for the next best thing: the closest guy. Later the guy ends up banging the girl and never seeing her again, leaving the girl emotionally scared for the rest of her life. "Bieber Banging" may include but is not limited to: 5-6 years prison time for statutory rape, an STD, and/or a little sign in your front yard that tells kids not to go to your house for candy on Halloween.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got done "Bieber Banging" a girl in the back of my car! Do you think I could go to jail?

Guy 2: No way man, that chick was probably 17 1/2.

by BeaverSharkHunter September 15, 2010

Bieber Fever

Really horrible, god awful diarrhea. Named for the quality of Justin Bieber's music, which is equally painful.

"Oh man.. I was in the toilet ALL NIGHT, had some serious Bieber Fever. Never want to endure that again."

by UMJP September 20, 2011

Bieber Bangs

Side bangs that wrap around your whole face.

Jeston: Hey man wasawp!
Beaver: Hey dude, did you get a haircut?
Jeston: Naw man, i just put them to the side.
Beaver: Oh really? 'Cuz they look like Bieber Bangs to me.

by Jukeboxtheone142 March 18, 2010

bieber-reflux

while laughing at the next ridiculous Justin Bieber news piece, you experience an equal and opposite physical reaction resulting in nausea and vomiting.

I had a severe case of bieber-reflux when I heard about the upcoming 3-D movie about the teen star.

by BlueStilly December 2, 2010

bieber fever

The new inflammatory epidemic that attacks the cardiac area
(heart).

Cause: Being obsessed and/or infatuated with Justin Bieber
Symptoms: Watching Justin Bieber's music videos on Youtube incessantly,listening to Bieber excessively, and having your room plastered in Justin Bieber posters are a few of the symptoms
Demographics: Adolescent girls are at greatest risk, although the disease is very fast spreading and infectious
Cure: Listening to some classical or classic rock music is one very permanent cure, but the body and brain may reject it.

13 year old watching television "It's the new Justin Bieber song! (SCREAM) I have to get it! I love you Justin!
Brother: (pukes)

Later
Doctor to girl's mother "Well, your son is completely fine, the problem is your daughter. She is in the later stages of bieber fever
Mom: (cries)

by bibliophiliamaniac November 30, 2011

Biebered

The act of putting a Justin Bieber song into someone's head, thereby exposing them to at least 24 hours of pure torture.

This can be done by singing the song or just by the sheer mention of a Justin Bieber song. It can also be used as something your friend would say to you after successfully getting an awful Bieber song stuck in your head.

You biebered him for sure.

You've just been biebered!!

by MARVIC June 17, 2010