bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

Bent water

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.

by Connytron December 21, 2020

bent spokes

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .

You can tell he has bent spokes by the way he walks.

by Booshay5150 December 4, 2016

Bent julians

Pop Bags of cocaine specially meant to be zoostomped. Bent julians is the sister Iced Weep product, Bent julianos which is a usually .7 g bag of purp cocaine. Both give the sense of nostalgia to an outstanding and beautiful level.

"He brought Bent julians!"
"No way bro! This party just got cray cray!"

by zoostompkate January 22, 2021

Jimmy Bent

the most square headed individual. his glasses project years of what can only be described as abuse mixed with drug addictions. a full coversation with him is worse than being raped by your family memebers and having christmas dinner with them. the stuff he says when hes trying to be funny is probably worse than the holocaust. he only knows how to do basic necesities to survive. he may be book smart but by all means he has no common sense. FUCK. JIMMY. BENT. He that type of kid to go to an all boys school and wear jorts.

Oh no, here comes Jimmy Bent. Cover your eyes.

by Andrew McGinty November 29, 2022

bent gay

Josh

Josh is a bent gay

by Simasrode January 20, 2017

bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.

"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"

by Tee Hi December 20, 2008