owen benjamin

A failed comedian who lives in the woods shouting at the moon and blaming all his failures on jews. his devoted cult call themselves "the bears". these are angry little men who are mad the world for their own failures, just like owen. Owen also drinks turpentine and beats his wife.

Kids stay in school or you will end up like owen benjamin.

by benshapirofan February 17, 2020

Benjamin McDowell

Sociopath. Beautiful. Artist. Musician. Lover. Manipulator. Survivor. Humorous. Paranoid. Frightened. Alcoholic. Poet.

Benjamin McDowell is all of these things .... and more.
And my heart belongs to him forever.

by She's Come Undone December 14, 2008

breaking benjamin

a GREAT band. sucks cuz they arent that popular. buy there cd!!!

omg breaking benjamin is fucking awesome!

by Yvonne August 10, 2004

breaking benjamin

an excellent band that unfortunately over in the uk is practically unknown.
Best Songs: Polyamorous, So Cold (in my opinion

So, just when you think that you're alright, I'm crawling out from the inside, I never hurt anyone, I never listened at all!

by Deathbyspoons August 9, 2004

Benjamin's Guacamole

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole

Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"

by Unidef September 14, 2023

Benjamin turner

Benjamin turner. A sweet guy who attracts almost every girl, fluffy brown hair and deep blue eyes that are easy to get lost in. Benjamin turners a pussy magnet, you'd be lucky to have a ben is your life.

person 1: did u see Benjamin turner today?
person 2: yes, he looked so hot today!!!

by ohnoidroppedmydog January 10, 2021

Benjamin Chong

A silly kitten baby who makes lots of funny faces and funny sounds

Ravnoor: Benjamin Chong got caught carrying a Glock-9 with the switch to school today!
Aariz: No way! Thank God he didn't steal my insulin (I have diabetes)

by Benjamin Chong May 3, 2022