Bench It

to put a lot of effort into an activity no matter what it is (eg sports, project, study, gaming, eating)

Peter: Wait up Nick I'm so tired man i can't run anymore.

Nick: Pete don't think about it and just BENCH IT! the rest of the way.

by Nick Pley March 9, 2011

Benchmarxist

A person who believes that benchmarks/benchmarking is the ONLY thing that matters instead of the overall usability and/or feel of something

Also: benchmarxism.

Examples would be the constant and boring IOS vs Android, OSX vs Windows, Intel Vs AMD, Imports vs Domestic (cars), Single vs Multicore debates, etc.

Person01: "Man, your MyFlush 3G phone SUCKS. It only has ONE core! Look at my quadrant results. That's right, I got 87,000.6! because I have 57 cores with my P-Mobile MegaDouche 4GS II"
Person02: "Efing benchmarxist! Not everything is about specs! my phone works PERFECTLY"
Person01: "Perfectly slow and old with a tiny, tiny screen!"
Person02: ":/ Gotta wait 'till my plan resets"

by 808Curt August 6, 2011

bench bro

An insecure guy who goes to the gym every day, but only works upper-body. Constantly asks you what your bench press is to make himself feel better about himself.

What are you benching Jimmy? Stop asking you bench bro and get your fucking squat number up.

by week3hoh June 20, 2018

the bench

n. not just a bench, but "the" bench. This is where starting baseball players dream of getting to in their career, where players can completely screw around all day, and where there are gemming stories. Three key aspects of the bench are if a bench player can, keep the book, stay in one spot the whole game, and get foul balls. A perfect bencher is something even veteran benchers may not get to accomplish in their lifetime. One must never move the entire time during the game, asking the coach to not put him in if he asks. It has only happened once or twice in freshman-jv baseball history.

That kid for Milton clearly wanted to sit the bench in that game, since when he hit a dribbler to eich, instead of running to first, he walked off the field towards the bench so that his coach would sit him for the rest of the game.

by jv ballah December 19, 2004

Fingerbang Bench

1.the 3 seated bench on the back of a greyhound bus where women get fingerbanged on a bus ride.

"On the bus ride to Vancouver I pleasured a woman on the fingerbang bench"

by Stinkyfish69 September 29, 2013

Let’s kill da hoe beetch

A jojo eord from Jojo’s bizarre adventure:diamond is unbreakable
Or

Jojo no kimyou na bouken:diamond wa kurekinai

Koichi:do that again
Echos act 3:let’s kill da hoe beetch

by HarukiMurakami September 24, 2020

beecher city

Illinois city population 450. One-time high times weed capital of the WORLD. Now probably just the white-trash capital of the world. Mascot: Beecher City Eagles. This author is a proud one-time resident and alum.

"Man I was down at the store in Beecher City and this hillbilly tried to race trucks with me, but I just blew weed smoke in his face."

by Mr. Crazybones May 5, 2006