facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.

John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game

by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011

Beatoffki

Beatoffki - To beat off and think you are alone or unwatched, but unbeknownst to you, someone opens the door and owns you.

we knew this kid named Steve...

and one time, my brother caught Steve whackin it!

so in honor of Steve's one handed achievement, we give you this word!

Continue whackin it, Steve Beatoffki!!!

by anonymous sodomy June 13, 2007

Boston Beatdown

When you shit in a brown paper bag, then heat it up in the microwave for about 30 seconds then commence to beat a bitch over the head with it.

This bitch acted up after the club last night so when she woke up this morning at my crib a gave her the good ol Boston Beatdown. Funkin hoe teach her to get fussy drunk with my gansta ass!!!

by J FUNK & KANX 1 June 29, 2006

Beato

Beato (BEE-toe), noun/verb greek/latin ; The tradition of (mainly) adolescent dry-humping of one's mattress, sleeping bag, bedroll, stuffed animal, or in some particularly desperate cases, carpeted or even wooden floors, in the attempt of achieving physical/emotional/psycho-sexual pleasure or fulfillment, usually resulting in mild-to-moderate wang-chafing, ejaculation, or both.

Beato derives from the greek 'Beata', loose translation of which, according to many historians, being 'Go fuck a tree', or latin, 'For gods sake

WD-40 those bedsprings'

When I asked Joe what he did last night, he answered, "Not much. Just another beato marathon then went to sleep".

by Octoslash May 31, 2013

Good ol' Irish Beatdown

When you Poop in a sock and hit somebody with it.

Jesse: Holy Shit! What's all over you face???!!!!

Adam: It's Shit!! Matt Gave me a Good ol' Irish Beatdown

by The Italian Stallion 1972 July 17, 2011

vaginal beatdown

The vaginal beatdown is commonly treated with ice to reduce the swelling

A girl known as Nikki Nova, from Staten Island, is no stranger to the vaginal beatdown.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Beatboximous Prime

The most insane beatboxer this world has ever seen. This guy really knows what he's doing. He can make any kind of beat you ask him to. You wanna get a guy who can spit? Call him.

Bitch you think you can spit. Call up Beatboximous Prime he will teach you whats good.

by Beatboximous Prime November 6, 2012