Fortnite Battle Royale

Garbage, Trash, Should Uninstall

Friend: ¨Hey wanna play some Fortnite Battle Royale?
Me: no because I actually play good games
No-Longer friend: -Plays Fortnite anyway
(No-Longer friend was never loved because he decided to play fortnite)

by GrandmaNug December 2, 2020

Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

The most rigged mobile Sonic game for mobile devices.

Guy 1: Hey have you played Sonic Forces: Speed Battle?

Guy 2: oh you mean that rigged game? Totally...

by BSPD95 June 14, 2018

Battle-axe bi

A bisexual who believes bisexual = pansexual. Originating from a series of group chats for these people.

The battle-axe bi gc is popping off right now making fun of freud.

by neon69 November 18, 2019

Battle Ground Cinema Asshole

When you are in a movie theater and you snuck in a few sodas and bags of candy. Then some asshole who works with a bunch of highschoolers walks in a opens up a garbage bag and says "Put 'er in boys". This man usually has a beard and drives a little Volkswagen Bug that is way to small for him.

"Uhhh we went in to the movie theater yesterday, Some Battle Ground Cinema Asshole took all our stuff."

by Dr. Poopyface Plumb Nose January 6, 2012

Battle Ground

A Small town in southwest Washington known only for its large amount of Apistolic Lutherans, or "Bunners". This town is also full of weed, and std's so be careful, or else.

Damn, Battle ground has really gone to the dump.

by Your boy. June 1, 2017

The Battle of Williamston

A long forgotten battle during the civil war when Williamston citizens, led by honorary war veteran Mitch Lutzke, defeated the Canadian forces who were led by their chief and commander Jim Carrey. The Battle of Williamston effected the town in many ways. One thing that citizens were forced to do was to tear up the trolley lines running by Williamston due to the fear of invasion by the trolleys. Also citizens were forced to move their train depot to the local raod to prevent Canadians from arriving by the trains. During the battle, Williamston war veteran Mitch Lutzke was captured by Canadian forces and struck i the head with the butt of a gun. The blow was so powerful that it caused Mitch to lose his memory. Williamston citizens could not find their hero and because Mitch never told the citizens his name many didn't know him. They decided to make a memorial statue of him. They created a statue of a soldier and gave him the random name of Eli P. Alexander. The memorial was placed in front of the city hall and is still there today. Once the war was over the Canadians let him go. Since Mitch lost his memory he didn't know what to do but the one thing he remembered was a town called Williamston. He returned to Williamston several years later where everyone had forgotten him.

Whats the Battle of Williamston??
A long forgotten battle

by Eli P. Alexander October 20, 2016

rap battle

A hyper-egotistical poetic war of words and linguistic play.

The following is an example from Epic Rap Battles of History, a YouTube series

Miley Cyrus:
Let me guess, You're just here to hate
Well you can stand in the autograph line and wait
Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day
To Spit harsh words in this French maid's face
You died a virgin girl, who you think you're messing with?
It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, Bitch!
I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up
You getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up
Had enough? It's my habit, when I grab the mic I milk it
You could say this rap is like my alter ego, cause I killed it!

Joan of Arc:
Lord, forgive me for the words I speak
I know the voices of the angels tell me to turn the other cheek
But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's tongue out through here teeth
Je suis la fille en feu call me Katniss Everdeen
When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint
But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray
I came to Frenchmen's aid in the time of need
Cause I'm the Maid of Orleans, You're the Mardi Gras beads, honey
My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya
Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa
You gotta die for something, Miley, just picture your epitaph
Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass

by George Stuffalottapuss November 9, 2013