Batmaning

The act/art of going into a public place dressed as Batman, and acting as if nothing you were doing was unusual.

"Hey you should come with us this week end! We're heading down to Taco Bell to go Batmaning!"

by Chillin' with the moon August 26, 2011

batman

Similar to the Superman, a man places his ejaculate around the waist of a female and then places toilet paper on said ejaculate. The result is a belt of toilet paper that is similar to Batman's utility belt.

Last night, I straight up batmaned that hoe.

by The Bat Cave February 16, 2008

batman

A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!

Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)

by zohair March 3, 2008

batman

A superhero with no powers, the only power he has is his wealth

batmans only power is money.

by wooglehead April 16, 2007

batman

I word used in substitution for thats what she said when the actual phrase may be considered inappropriate due to the audience or location.

Jeff: What do you want us to do now?

Coach: Just get on the floor and take whatever i throw you're way!

Jeff: Batman!

Coach: What was that??

Jeff: .....nothing

by Batman! March 18, 2008

batman

When you grab each side of your nut sack and stretch it as far each way as you can. Then, you get some jackass to look at it. You then scream batman and meatgazer to attract attention. Finally, you are allowed to kick him in the ass 3 times calling him a fag each time.

I grabbed my sack and made my adhad ass brother look at my batman. All steps followed.

by Chet the mover December 29, 2007

BATMAN

As you pump your partner with your Batsword and your nearing orgasm, start to sing the the words to the original 50's tv show. As your get closer and closer to completion get louder and louder. And when that the moment arrives to shoot your batgoo Shout !!BATMAN!!

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!

by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010