Batman

An unstable orphan in a bat costume

Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice

*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*

by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019

BATMAN

Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime

Bailey: OH shit it’s Batman Dave:ya mean Maison Aaron:no stupid fuck Batman

by Batman die January 1, 2020

BATMAN

The best goddamn superhero to ever live also known as god because he’s motherfucking Batman

Batman that’s it you idiotic

by The goddamn mother fucking Bat February 15, 2020

Batman

A guy that will start a fight in the middle of a club.

Guy- This guy in a batsuit thinks he can start a fight in your club, he's got these kids on pills thinking he's a hero.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020

Batman

The dumbass who started the coronavirus

“hey guys look it’s Batman, beat his ass!”

by DimpLick September 6, 2020

Batman

Batman someone who wears leather, and a mask like a crook!

Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020

Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.

Look out, Batman's coming!!!

by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020