Bark fart

When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.

The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.

by Mamasita40 July 29, 2018

barking lounger

someone who lazies around on the couch and barks out demands

"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger

by concerned reactor to asshat May 17, 2014

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

by Latina_LC July 27, 2009

Rustymoan bark

When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.

Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.

by Rennystar March 14, 2019

bark busters

Plastic or metal hand guards on dirt bikes that protect your hands from hitting objects such as trees, bushes, cactus, rocks flying at you from your buddy's rear tire.

If not for my bark busters I would have broke all my fingers from the rocks chuck sent flying at me when he twisted the throttle.

by David J. L. December 14, 2008

weasle bark

It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings

Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?

by ELZY ROCKER March 4, 2009