Baguette

A word that is repeated by non French people to pretend that they know how to speak French

English: Spanish class was so easy so I learned how to speak French
French: Baguette was so Baguette so I Baguette to Baguette

by HoozJoh? April 25, 2021

Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 01, 2019

Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.

Dude, jack has a total baguette.

by Endei October 02, 2023

Baguette

It is franch breed from the country Paris

Mmmm Baguette

by Dominic bad guy November 01, 2020

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “Aye Bro what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “AYO I was laying in several baguette pounders on this French chick. ‘Oui! Oui,’ she exclaimed.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother May 02, 2018

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 02, 2022