Eternal Bachelorism

The position of deliberate choice to avoid committing to long-term romantic relationships based on the belief that prolonged involvement of such often results in a substantial decrease in overall well-being.

The man had chosen to refrain from relationships, declaring himself to subscribe to the idea known as Eternal Bachelorism.

by Bias in Birth January 15, 2024

The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.

Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.

Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter

by TheGman33 January 23, 2023

tinder bachelor

The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.

Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same

by FlyDude January 7, 2016

Bachelor' Manners

One who is so used to living alone, that they leave the door open, while engaging in bodily functions.

I went over to John's place and he entered the bathroom to relive himself and neglected to close the door. He obviously had Bachelor' Manners.

by Buffy/Fluffy October 16, 2011

bachelor stew

ramen noodles or ready to eat, just add hot water soup

Looks like i am broke again. Guess i will just have bachelor stew!

by murray1972 February 6, 2014

bachelor success

the involvement of a dead hooker during or at the end of a party.

steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?

Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.

steve: oooohh. right.

by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010