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bumper-bump

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.
That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.
by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013
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Weeny-Bumper

noun: Ir/Fr; Insult (e.g. Fucker, Dick/Piss/Cunt-head, etc.) Used when in car and behind someone who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle. origins: angry mother.
Move yer fucking car ya fucking weeny bumper!!!
by Vlad Chastain April 21, 2004
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Bumper Party

A social event spontaneously held around or within one or more vehicles which involves the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Bumper parties can be held in parking lots, wooded areas, or public areas. Not to be confused with a tailgate party, a bumper party is more exclusive and often held in secret.

Bumper parties originated in Canada during winter season to escape the cold. Bumper parties can have open doors and trunks but do not exclusively require them like a tailgate party.
Person 1: "Wow what a long day at work, I want to grab a drink"

Person 2 "I have some wine in a can, want to have a bumper party in my car after work?"
by ImRobertISwear November 15, 2019
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Bin Bumper

by HanBanan527 August 23, 2021
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rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex
man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
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fuck bumper

The fuck bumper is the rounded fatty tissue above a woman's vagina on top of the pubic bone. It is technically called the mons pubis or pubic mound in Latin. It is also called the mons or the Hopkins.
"Dude, she had a soft fuck bumper. There was plenty of cushion for the pushin'."

"Check out the Hopkins on her."
by Garymx April 29, 2014
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monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).
by DC Bighead November 25, 2007
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