grunt bumper

taking a dump resulting in marks left in the toilet.

wow!the person in the bathroom before me took a grunt bumper that resembles a brown shoe.

by T harding April 26, 2007

Bumper Party

A social event spontaneously held around or within one or more vehicles which involves the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Bumper parties can be held in parking lots, wooded areas, or public areas. Not to be confused with a tailgate party, a bumper party is more exclusive and often held in secret.

Bumper parties originated in Canada during winter season to escape the cold. Bumper parties can have open doors and trunks but do not exclusively require them like a tailgate party.

Person 1: "Wow what a long day at work, I want to grab a drink"

Person 2 "I have some wine in a can, want to have a bumper party in my car after work?"

by ImRobertISwear November 15, 2019

Bin Bumper

An old-timey slur for a gay person

Get out of here, you filthy bin bumper!

by HanBanan527 August 23, 2021

bumper-bump

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.

That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.

by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013

monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).

That lady is definitely a monkey bumper

by DC Bighead November 25, 2007

fuck bumper

The fuck bumper is the rounded fatty tissue above a woman's vagina on top of the pubic bone. It is technically called the mons pubis or pubic mound in Latin. It is also called the mons or the Hopkins.

"Dude, she had a soft fuck bumper. There was plenty of cushion for the pushin'."

"Check out the Hopkins on her."

by Garymx April 29, 2014

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008