Broccoli

A retarded person; Synonym for Vegetable.

I'll never be a celebrity, Too much beef with da broccoli

by Whatitmeando March 25, 2019

spanish broccoli

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank

"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"

by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017

Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 12, 2020

Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.

You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…

by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024

financial Broccoli

Financial Broccoli is sound advice on how to keep your finances healthy. However, some might consider it something hard to digest or in poor taste.

Now, that's enough financial broccoli, let's move on to the stock market changes.

by Wisdom4Why April 20, 2024

Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.

Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!

by Miles the great February 19, 2024

Pickin Broccoli

Pickin Broccoli is not a medical term but slang for the gunk that accumulates between your toes. Broccoli consists of sock lint, dead skin, dirt, and other debris under the toe nail. It is usually harmless and preventable with good personal hygiene.For informational purposes only. Consult your local medical authority for advice

My sister Misty texted me and she asked what I was doing, I told her that I was Pickin Broccoli.

by Letmynutsgo86 March 2, 2024