bri

A stupid chick that has a eating problem and can't take jokes

Bri is lame

by screw you bri May 29, 2022

BRI

Short for Bagel Related Injuries. Used in hospitals.

1: She got hurt by a bagel..

2: A bagel?! Now that's called a BRI.

by unseejuice333 March 21, 2024

Bri

The most gorgeous girl alive

Damn bro i wish my girl was like Bri

by Bris man April 2, 2023

Bri

A Norwegian lesbian you date in 8th grade for 3 months. She doesn't have any other personality than being Norwegian and lesbian. You'll soon realise she doesn't love you and you cry for the rest of the school year.

Friend: Bruh, Bri is so fucking hawt
Me: yeah we dated, it was the worst

by Jacks Daniel 420 69 February 23, 2020

Bris

A genital mutilation party organized by pedophiles and pedophile enablers.

I fucking can't stand brises. Anyone who conducts them should get the electric chair.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 28, 2025

Bri

Bri procrastinates A LOT and plays blooket way too much. She is very quiet and shy, but talks a little louder when you get to know her. She doesn't look you in the eye when you say something to her, but she is nice nontheless.

Bri is cool

by Coolkid75567543456787654323456 March 29, 2022

Bri

aaaaaaaaaaa SHES SO AMAZING AND WOW AND KIND AND FABULOUS AND BOOTIFUL AND GREAT AND YUS EVERYONE LOVEs HER

peep 1: "wowoowowowowow isn't bri aMAZING"
peep2: "AHDGHJAGDJHA IKR "

by SuEY POP February 4, 2021