Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.

Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Oui Oui Baguette

French for ' yes yes baguette ', which is kinda nonsense

Person 1: Oui oui baguette
Person 2: Bruh

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Oui Oui Hon Hon Baguette

French for " Yes yes I want baguette "

Pronunciation: wee-wee-on-on-bagett

Frenchman: Oui Oui Hon Hon Baguette
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

Oui oui baguette

American slang

"Hey wassup ?"

"Oui oui baguette bro"
"Damn"

by kokman May 14, 2024

Mr. Baguette

Mr. baguette is the founder of the bread army and is planning to take over servers in discord

ZwarteWolf: Oh hey it's Mr. Baguette
Mr. Baguette: B e c o m e b r e a d

by ZwarteWolf September 7, 2021