bacon

A slang term for an overly atttractive female. Used to not be obvious when checking out said female.

"Check out that bacon!"
"Where?"
"4 'o clock"
"Ooo nice"

by Torzala Sedlar October 5, 2006

Bacon

A word for someone who is too stoned and does stupid things because of it. (BAKIN' as in being baked)
OR
a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.

"wow crystal, you just burnt your own face with a joint. You're a bacon."

or

" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "

by crystalbeans June 21, 2009

Bacon

A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.

Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.

Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.

Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!

Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!

Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*

by Charlotte Jane April 6, 2010

Bacon

1. noun A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.

"Have you seen Bacon's latest video where he makes outrageous beer pong shots?"

by Oshkosh Fan October 14, 2008

and Bacon

to add bacon to anything, to express the undefinable

yes i'll have eggs, toast, and bacon. Bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon. and bacon

by B-boytano November 9, 2003

bacon

large scabs usually in a similar shape as a piece of bacon.

Hey Turtle, nice slab of bacon on that knee. Where did you biff?

by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009

Bacon

A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men.

A person that takes it up the butt.

A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.

"Hey, I heard that bacon chick was preggers."

"Really?"

"Yeah....Not surprising though LOL"

by asdfjkl;asdfjkl; March 12, 2008