Awakened Bahamut

dragon punchy aaaaaaaaa

Average BC player: awakened bahamut can punch the base

Super metal hippo: no

by XxGAMERBROAMONGUSNOTCRINGENAME September 4, 2021

Awarewolf

A crazed activist that preys on normal people by attacking them for not being aware of the plight of various victim groups

I was just buying a melon at Walmart, and then some awarewolf started yelling at me that I should give the melon to the Honduran child laborers that harvested it.

by Octoparse February 17, 2022

Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.

by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009

Nocturnal Awakenings

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.

I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"

by The Sleep Expert June 20, 2009

cameraman awareness

When watching a pornographic video, "cameraman awareness" occurs when you suddenly remember that there's someone else awkwardly standing behind a camera and filming everything. Has the potential to ruin a video.

(In the video, the camera suddenly fumbles as if the cameraman has bumped into something)
Viewer: Dammit, Cameraman Awareness.

(Closes video)

by MichaelDeSanta September 29, 2013

noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.

1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"

by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015

Facebook awake

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.

Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics

by Yolo4ever May 10, 2016