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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Backside Attack

1) The SN2 mechanism in which the nucleophile attacks the alpha carbon from a direction directly opposite to the C-LG bond. Results in inversion of stereochemical configuration.

2) When attacking a loved one from the back side
1) Wow that strong nucleophile caused one hell of a backside attack.

2) John: dude i went for the back side attack last night
Joe: Howd it go
John: Lets not go there.....
by morty foster July 20, 2008
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Soviet Attack

A surprise attack/ambush by a group of people against a single target. This phrase is shouted by the ambushers in "City of God" when they all simultaneously shoot a gangster.
The mob boss sent a soviet attack against his right hand man.
by Anonymous99 July 2, 2008
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Panic Attack

The absolute worst possible feeling a person can ever experience. Period. Basically having a panic attack feels like impending doom even though absolutely nothing can be going wrong in the outside world. Symptoms include, but are certainly not limited to:

Intense Anxiety/fear
Dizziness
Tingling sensation
Fear of heart stopping
Tunnel Vision
Spinning/Spiraling sensation when you close your eyes
Throat/airway constricting
Heart palpitations
Pounding/racing heart/thoughts
Sweating

Basically, it just majorly sucks balls to go through a (real) panic attack. Panic attacks are one of the most misunderstood terms in today's vocabulary. Commonly in today's society people will make the statement "I'm having a panic attack because I have so much work/school/other issues to think about", this of course is not true, because someone who is going through a panic attack is literally so scared they can't even speak. It is actually a mental disorder that should be treated immediately because literally NO ONE deserves to feel this shitty.

See "Hell"
If I met the man who murdered my grandmother, and had the option of making him experience panic attacks as punishment, I don't think I would. Literally crushing his nuts with 2 bricks would be a less severe punishment
by Chainsaw152 October 5, 2009
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[Lazy Attack]

To attack another person by collapsing on that person causing you to put your entire weight on the person.
J-money just lazy attacked me, it like fighting a snorlax.
If snorlax did not know how to use lazy attack then he would not be a rare pokemon.
by Noel Rangel January 17, 2009
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ATmachine

A girl who absolutely loves to suck cock - but only after said cock has been tickling her lower-intestine for an extended period of time. This girl will seamlessly transition your poundings between her colon and her throat, with tireless fervor. Almost like a machine. She will either by naive-complacency or indulgent-voracity - swallow any accumulated fecal matter.

She will have no remorse for her repulsive tendencies - for ATmachines have no conscience, and most likely no soul.
Unbelievable. Last night while me and Jane we're doing a little colon-exploration, she would dismount my cock every few minutes - and suck it completely clean. I've never witnessed such uninhibited mechanical-execution before. She was so natural and non-nonchalant, this girl must be some kind of machine. An ATmachine.
by Charles Forester June 22, 2009
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Time Attack

1. An act of racing against time or a deadline to establish how fast a certain goal can be covered or done.

2. A form of competition in which an athlete races against the clock to establish how fast he or she can cover a given distance.

NOTE: This is also the same thing as Time Trial.
1. I'm not going through a time attack on anything unless I'm sure I know what I'm doing.

2. Drag Racing involves going for a time attack.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 19, 2009
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