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ATmachine 

A girl who absolutely loves to suck cock - but only after said cock has been tickling her lower-intestine for an extended period of time. This girl will seamlessly transition your poundings between her colon and her throat, with tireless fervor. Almost like a machine. She will either by naive-complacency or indulgent-voracity - swallow any accumulated fecal matter.

She will have no remorse for her repulsive tendencies - for ATmachines have no conscience, and most likely no soul.
Unbelievable. Last night while me and Jane we're doing a little colon-exploration, she would dismount my cock every few minutes - and suck it completely clean. I've never witnessed such uninhibited mechanical-execution before. She was so natural and non-nonchalant, this girl must be some kind of machine. An ATmachine.
ATmachine by Charles Forester June 22, 2009
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assmachine 

someone programme solely for the love of the ass
dude, check out carl the fucking assmachine!
assmachine by assmachine July 15, 2003

amdmachine 

Your a amdmachine.

Your going to turn into a amdmachine.
amdmachine by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Attaching images 

It's that annoying message that certain email websites will give when they are forcing your 24.7MB of gifs into the maximum 25MB of space alloted per email. If you happen to mess with your computer at all during this time, it will delete everything you just did and tell you it couldn't process that much weeb trash at once.
Ugh, I'm trying to fit all my memes into this prank email, but it says it's attaching images.
A smex amchine
amchine by Ayo tizzy December 6, 2021
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