Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015

amos

Amos stands for add me on snapchat . it's mainly used in Instagram bios

" hey Amos ; David.95 "
" aight "

by ChickenBotty July 17, 2016

amosa

Amosa is a boys name. Its Hawaiian meaning is "Strong". This boy is a sweet, generous, loving, cute fine as fuck boy. Hes very athletic, funny, and when he has a girlfriend he is very protective. If he knows another guy has his eyes on his girl. You better watch out because hes gonna beat your ass up. Amosa also lets his girlfriend beat him up and he does whatever she wants him to do. Get yourself an Amosa, and never let him go!!

Amosa;

Loving, Generous, Sweet, Protective boyfriend

by Keahimauloakapua January 6, 2017

Almost Gay

When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.

"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."

by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017

Amos

The best thing that has ever been born!!! :D

Daaaaamn, I wish I was Amos

by Yhann May 15, 2011

Scat-porn-atosis

What happens after you look up some form of disgusting porn with your friends: Your computer is plauged with millions of viruses so that it won't work correctly anymore...

This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.

Some awesome kid: OMGZZZZ my computer won't work. Mom, get in here, something is wrong with the computer!!!

MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...

Mom: Oh you kids...

by Von Mannshaft March 14, 2009

Almost Porn

Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn

by ACG2x January 6, 2004