aspen

aspen is a small town in colorado that is constentally misjudged by the tourists. they are the animal killers there. this one fur store in aspen has had its windows broken by locals. most of my friends including me are vegetarians and are hippies. so get the idea that aspenites are animal killing snobs.

Me:Hey Morgan lets go skiing on aspen moutian and make fun of the tourists that can't ski and are in ugly fur ski coats and tight pants!
Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!

by HippieSkiChick August 27, 2007

asspect

Monacle a donkey wears.

My donkey is near sighted in one eye and wears an asspect.

by sly Dude December 17, 2009

asspeg

A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.

I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.

by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006

asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

Aspen

Smelly stuff you just can't describe but you NEVER forget!!

Is that ASPEN on my shoe??

by U.N.C.L.E. February 9, 2003

assenility

When a senile person is also an asshole.

That guy in front of me, driving the Buick, has had his turn signal on for 50 miles. Cleary, he's suffering from assenility.

by echolaliababy March 20, 2011

Aspen

Aspen is a very pretty girl who can be sporty and lazy. Her hair and short temper is favored by many people. Aspen may be a bitch sometimes but make sure to tell her your side of the story, and she might tell hers. She likes to mess around but when things get serious, the games end. Don't let go of an Aspen, because they might have a few issues but are really great on the inside and out.

Girl: That Aspen girl's hair is pretty
Boy: I heard shes played lacrosse and soccer..
Girl: Really? But I heard she was lazy.. that Aspen...

by Pipidipipip June 1, 2018