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boner armor

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.
by Robbness January 24, 2018
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Thot Armor

The common tattoo placement seen on most thots, usually large cursive writing or a full-color sacred heart piece on the neck and chest area, similar writing and coverage on the forearms and/or torso (usually around the ribs), with the most significant tattoo placement directly upon the gentialia, usually as a ram's skull, or increasingly a filagree leafing or an octopus.

Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.

Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.

An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
"Whoa, that chick with the pink hair is hot! I want to go talk to her."

"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
by Jif Hannigan December 7, 2018
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Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.
"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018
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White in Shining Armor

White liberals who act as though they are doing a service protecting minorities, whilst only being annoying dumb asses. Also known as a white apologetic/ white savior.
Black dude trying to go to work: "What the fuck are you doing?"
16 year old white girl who is laying down in the street blocking traffic: "Um! I am standing up for your rights and demanding change!"
Black dude trying to go to work: "I don't need a White in Shining Armor, can you get the fuck out of the way I'm going to be late!"
16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"
by Jdeezy22 September 2, 2020
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Infernal Crimson Armor

The BEST set known to man in Hypixel Skyblock which is basically impossible to get considering you need 688 Heavy Pearls & 7,050,220 Crimson Essence. Which will take around 4.73 years to get ONE piece of it. Thank you Hypixel!!!
(P1) Hey man i finally got my finally got my Infernal Crimson Armor 15 starred
(P2) Get a fucking life
by vsilo May 8, 2022
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wtf armor

This is the type of armor found mostly in medieval fantasy worlds, RPG's and Comic books. It is molded to fit the shape the female body usually including a metal brassiere and metal shaped panties, but does not cover areas like the thighs or the stomach or even the back. This armor can also include high heeled boots. The armor is just as effective as its normal counterparts with the same name.
"She's wearing some wtf armor"

People that wear wtf armor:
Wonder Woman
Ivy from Soul Calibur 1,2,3
Every female Character in Kingdom Under Fire
by The original KARN and Kylas September 2, 2007
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Beer Armour

Magical plate mail that appears on one's body due to the consumption of the enchanted potion, beer. Beer Armour has an armour class of 15 AND a +6 modifier to your basic charisma characteristic.
Gavin donned the fabled Beer Armour. As he strode through the tavern no man could inflict damage unto his flesh, nor could any woman resist his charm.
by I.M. Pantsless October 14, 2007
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