AP Student

Supposedly the academically-gifted. That can be true, however, we like to believe that AP stands for "Advanced Procrastinator." We often don't care about what we're learning, we just want that weighted average. We casually share answers, discuss test and essay questions, and occasionally sleep in class. Our assignments aren't normally started until the night before their due-date at the earliest, yet they're all turned in on time. We hardly ever study - only the last 10 minutes before a test. It's a competition of who knows the most in class. The only time we seriously study is the two days before the AP Exams. We get excited talking about the essays afterward.

AP Student: I was up 'til 1:30 last night writing my AP World essay.

Non-AP Student: Didn't you have two weeks to write it?

AP Student: Yeah, but I didn't feel like doing it.

by fkjljkdslaj June 28, 2011

ap physics

Proof that Satan exists. Who else could be behind the torture that is AP Physics?

In AP Physics, the class average on the last test was 55.

by h8physics October 4, 2004

Ape

To invest in something without much thought.

NFT’s are in ape season.

by nftmaxi March 12, 2021

genuine ape

A person who is great at what they do. It is a HUGE compliment to be called a “genuine ape”

“Yooo that chef is a genuine ape” (they make great food)
“Aye kid you’re a genuine ape at basketball” (they are great at basketball)

by Kyle & Ava,CEO of genuine ape July 15, 2020

Tomato ape

A swarthy Italian man

That greasy tomato ape ate my pasta!

by Carl brutananalewski March 20, 2021

Section Ape

1. Simians sucking at the government's teet and getting subsidized housing from hard-working tax dollars.

2. Government laws pertaining to this "social service."

Variant of Section Eight.

All the Section Ape housing around here is driving down the property values.

by taxpayerNonfreeloader August 9, 2009

AP English

A class designed to make you fail no matter how hard you try. The students taking the class, who are very smart students, have a hard time getting good grades and are ecstatic to receive a C or even a D. Usually directed by a psychotic teacher who expects you to write at a college level. It can also be known as hell on earth. Most students struggle to get a B, but pass the final exam with 90s and 100s. Side effects include but are not limited to, having no free time, no social life, insomnia, insanity, mind explosions, jumping off cliffs and mental breakdowns.

Guy 1: "Hey, can you go to the football game on Friday?"
Guy 2: "No, I have to work on my AP English work for 6 hours just to get a 70.
Guy 1: "Sucks, dude."

Guy 1: "I got 6 hours of sleep last night. I feel so energized."
Guy 2: "How the hell is that possible?"
Guy 1: "I know, right?"

I was about to AP English my friend for saying "who" instead of "whom", but quickly stopped my self.

by CoolPapaBell October 12, 2013