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Cunt Punt

The act of kicking a female in the crotch, so hard, she drops like a man who was kicked in the balls.
The girl was losing the fight until she delivered a cunt punt that devestated her opponent.
by The Holland Sisters June 14, 2021
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Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.
Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019
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Punt Gun

When a man builds up semen by not ejaculating for days or weeks then attends a gathering where he beats off into a crowd ejaculating on many people at one time.
Dude I didnt beat off for 3 weeks and got all swolled up with the baby batter! I went to Lakesia’s party and spanked the monkey in a closet, when I was ready to blow I popped out and pulled a PUNT GUN blasting jizz on at least 6 people!”
by Deepthroat Dan February 11, 2021
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GPS punt

Don't rely on your phone's compass. You know which path is correct on the map but not on the ground.

Take one of the paths and check a minute later whether you have chosen the right path. Whether you were right or wrong, you have successfully used the GPS punt technique.

Derived from GPS and punt.
Walk leader: Turn around everyone, that was just a GPS punt. We actually want the other path.
by incognito1982 May 23, 2018
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Pussy Punt

while pussy eating, you thrust your hips and punt the girl's face forcefully off your pussy
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and pussy punted her off the bed.
by LezzBeHonest July 9, 2018
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Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.
Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.
by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020
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Cunt Punt

When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.
Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.
by Shayna16 December 21, 2020
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