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GPS punt

Don't rely on your phone's compass. You know which path is correct on the map but not on the ground.

Take one of the paths and check a minute later whether you have chosen the right path. Whether you were right or wrong, you have successfully used the GPS punt technique.

Derived from GPS and punt.
Walk leader: Turn around everyone, that was just a GPS punt. We actually want the other path.
by incognito1982 May 23, 2018
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Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.
Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.
by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018
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Pussy punt

Femine version of cock-blocking. A female ruining the chance for another female to score sexually.
I was making a strong connection with Bob at the bar when Gina tried to pussy punt me.
by Bolligal February 2, 2017
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Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.
“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
by FPunterman January 23, 2020
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Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.
Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.
by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020
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imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2
Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021
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Cunt Punt

The act of kicking a female in the crotch, so hard, she drops like a man who was kicked in the balls.
The girl was losing the fight until she delivered a cunt punt that devestated her opponent.
by The Holland Sisters June 14, 2021
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