wanker the anchor 

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

wanker the anchor by Konstantine The Good May 23, 2006

Armchair Anchor 

Someone who comments on news or current events of the day from the comfort of their own living room.

Andrew didn't know jack about the war in Iraq, but as an Armchair Anchor he felt it was his duty to comment on things.

Armchair Anchor by BigRed483 September 30, 2010

Mexican Anchor 

When one accidentally consumes the outer husk of a tamale, then passes the undigested fiber, the rope-like fecal matter that is produced acts as an attachment between the shitter and the shit-receptacle.

Sorry dude, I caught on a mexican anchor and couldn't find a knife.

Mexican Anchor by pedrocaliente May 25, 2011

Weigh Anchor 

While engaging in missionary style intercourse, the Male will insert his scrotum, entirely, into the anus of the Female to act as an anchor.

Sharonda gets so slippery you're gonna need to weigh anchor in that berth.

Weigh Anchor by Chaosfish March 22, 2019

to drop anchor in poo harbour 

to have homosexual (male) sex

to drop anchor in poo harbour:

Alan: I'm sorry Fred, I'm not sure what you mean about Peter...

Fred: Well, let's just say he drops anchor in Poo Harbour.

to drop anchor in poo harbour by dogpish July 28, 2010

Drop Anchor 

To place one foot on the floor while drunk in bed. This is usually done when someone is so incredibly drunk that the room is spinning violently.

Dropping anchor helps stop the spins and ensures a good nights sleep for the drunkard.

Dude, I was so drunk last night I had to drop anchor in bed.

Drop Anchor by selinaj May 18, 2009

drop anchor 

After several males have released the "Dirty Sailor" upon the fat folds of an extreme female, resulting in a mixture of bukkake resevoir. One seamen of the ships crew will straddle the whale - lowering his filthy balls into the milky belly button lake. This must always be followed up by the "Barnicle Cleaner"

After dousing Rikki Lakes fat folds in a boiling hot load of man mixture - Captain MikeC prepared to "Drop Anchor" into "Bukkake Resevoir" while the other Seaman cheered in glee.

drop anchor by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 5, 2006