October 22

October 22 is national your single day!!! It’s the day where everyone realizes that your single and probably will always be single.
Boy: hey!

You: hey! It’s October 22! You know what that means.
Boy: wow that’s great! A day to remind you that your always gonna be single!
by Josh Darwin October 22, 2019
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february 22

The day where men have the biggest dicks are born. Also the day where women with the hottest guest urges are born
Damn, Tyler has a hog. He was born on February 22.

Oh my God, why is that girl so hot?

- she was born on February 22
by The big shlonh October 15, 2019
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22's

Rims.....they r 22 inches...also known as double deuces
Yo..u betta be cruisin on 22's wen u ride up in the club
by Lacali12 March 19, 2003
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22 October

confess love to your crush only for girls
22 October:
confess love to your crush only for girls

go text him or maybe call em go to their damn house just do it confess love
by Me (UwU) October 22, 2020
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May 22

If you where born on may 22 , then you are very sad, and probably have daddy issues.
Person 1: whens your birthday?
Person 2: may 22!

Person 1: .. do you need someone to talk to?
by F@tbïtçh April 19, 2020
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catch 22

quite the predicament, where objective 1 cannot be obtained without the completion of objective 2, which cannot be obtained without objective 1, because of a set of often incoherent rules or laws
a catch 22:

what would happen if you went back in time to kill your grandfather?

if you were to do so, logic would state that you would not exist to go back in time and kill your grandfather, therefore you would exist because you would not be able to kill him, however you would exist only to kill your grandfather, in which case you would not exist
by CSS December 21, 2005
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January 22

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 06, 2019
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