5 definitions by CSS

catch 22

quite the predicament, where objective 1 cannot be obtained without the completion of objective 2, which cannot be obtained without objective 1, because of a set of often incoherent rules or laws

a catch 22:

what would happen if you went back in time to kill your grandfather?

if you were to do so, logic would state that you would not exist to go back in time and kill your grandfather, therefore you would exist because you would not be able to kill him, however you would exist only to kill your grandfather, in which case you would not exist

by CSS December 21, 2005

Sniget

A New York sports fan

The stupid sniget went to the Mets game.

by CSS May 14, 2003

Silent bowling

The girls that get it get get it and the girls that don’t…don’t.

Silent bowling am I right!?

by CSS October 7, 2023

Silent Bowling

The girls that get…get and the girls who don’t…don’t

Silent Bowling am I right?!

by CSS October 5, 2023

squeemlet

A midget trapped in a very small space.

Tom Thumb was trapped in a cardboard box, therefore, he is a squeemlet.

by CSS May 10, 2003