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Alpine Snowball

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's chest, then scooping it up into his mouth, proceeding to put it in her mouth. Resulting in a swallowing of the transfered cum.
Carolynn got Alpine Snowballed last night, and it wasn't even snowing.
by Jim Bob Sue October 27, 2009
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Fake-ality

An alternate reality where one actually believes their delusions of grandeur to be an undeniable truth.

(Ant.) Reality
Guy: You want me you know it!

Girl: Yeah maybe in fake-ality...
by KikiChaos33 April 20, 2009
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alliterative appellation

an alliterative appellation
No-Nonsense Norman is an alliterative appellation
Butthead Barry
Santorum-Slurping Sandra
by metalliska December 8, 2011
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Alpine Snowboot

The act of a male ejaculating on whatever footwear he is currently wearing and then kicking a woman in the face with said footwear
Sue: Did you see Betty's face?
Derek: Yeah, Jake gave her and alpine snowboot last night.
by Prof. McJavier October 30, 2011
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Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol
Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?
by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012
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Altiturd

The act of taking a massive shit in an airplane lavatory

A massive turd at high altitude, hence the name
"I had a massive altiturd while on my way to San Francisco. I think some of the people in the back row could smell it"

"Gimme a minute. I gotta drop an altiturd"
by crazychar4 January 19, 2014
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altitudinally challenged

A certain bastard who cant handle being more than 10 feet off of the ground without completely pissing himself.
Bill completely had a fit on the airplane. What an altitudinally challenged short-bus-window-licker!
by El Rey de los Memes Dankó February 14, 2014
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