Daddy Alana I love you!! 💕💕♌️♌️
by Ilodoyodo September 27, 2019
yo bro you hear how Alana believed some random guy over me even though we had been talking for a while and i had been nothing but nice to her and how to embarrassed me Infront of the whole school Shes a whore
by Jwill1109999999999 January 24, 2024
Alana.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
by clblee.2 April 13, 2023
A girl that is oozing with swag. She's like that cool kid you want to sit with at lunch, but you know you're not swag enough to be in her presence
by IkariK August 02, 2020
He is a professional basketball player
by Mustafa23 November 22, 2021
Alana is a very mean and sassy person. They will act all rich and buy you things to make you think they are nice. Behind your'e back they will be mean. They will call you names and not listen to your'e ideas in google meet. They will also say chill a lot when you get mad or upset about something THEY did.
Girl #1: Hey whose that??
Girl #2: That's Alana shes so mean ad sassy.
Girl #1: Oh I guess i'll stay away from her.
Girl #2: yeah stay away. you don't want to know her, she'll make your'e life hell.
Girl #1: Oh.
Girl #2: That's Alana shes so mean ad sassy.
Girl #1: Oh I guess i'll stay away from her.
Girl #2: yeah stay away. you don't want to know her, she'll make your'e life hell.
Girl #1: Oh.
by Dr. Peanut. January 16, 2022
Imagine 💭 the fish 🐟 from hit game 🎮 Fortnite™ 🦙, but it's aggressively 😡 fucked 5 5️⃣ other dudes 👦🏻. Probably has severe aids 🤢 (fish 🐟 aids 🤢, even worse 🤮) and doesn't ❌ have a father 👴🏿 figure 🚹 (get wrecked 💥 lol 🤣) (Laugh 😆 out 📤 loud 🔊)
God: I sentence you, Alana, to the most decrepit and hollow depths of hell itself where you will be forced to listen to 100Gecs for all of eternity until the end of time. LOL (Laugh out Loud).
Alana: I am not live laugh loving, *whip nae nae*
Alana: I am not live laugh loving, *whip nae nae*
by Pink Worshipper April 24, 2022