After F

What comes after F in the alphabet? G!

I keep this shit after F

by TundraBoy September 13, 2017

getting after

Going hard toward something, usually used in a sexual sense, but not exclusively.

Katie was getting after Tim toward the end of the bar last night.

Jamar was getting after that homework assignment in the library yesterday.

by LifeSavr June 14, 2017

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

Good Aftering

A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.

Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?

by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023

After Blast

The remnants of cum on someone's cock after shooting a load.

I didn't swallow his load, I just tasted some of the after blast.

by Mr Benny November 5, 2022

After while

Southern slang for something happening later on.

I'm in the mood for some chicken. Why don't we head on up to Hodak's after while?

by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022

After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022